100 Best Instagram Captions For Selfies


Instagram has no doubt reigned over other social media platforms and for good reason. Everything is just so likable about Instagram. You scroll through an endless content of things that you really like without disruptive ads or annoying/negative content. On Instagram, there is virtually no room for hate.

And in a platform where everything is all nice and pretty, there is no excuse not to take a selfie. And what is a selfie without a witty caption? Here are some of the best Instagram captions that go perfectly with your #selfieoftheday.

Short Instagram Selfie Captions

  1. Self-love is the best love.
  2. Normal is boring.
  3. This is me in all my glory.
  4. Selfie in paradise.
  5. Oh hey there.
  6. What do you think of this?
  7. Take a ride on my energy.
  8. Selfie Sunday.
  9. Yes or No?
  10. Typical me!
  11. Me doing me.
  12. Life is lit.
  13. Just chillin’.
  14. Livin’ the good life.
  15. Keep calm and take a selfie.
  16. Me, myself and I.
  17. Miss me?
  18. Mellow vibes and everything nice.
  19. Just me.
  20. Just livin’ life.
  21. I don’t always take a selfie, but when I do…
  22. Happy mind, happy life.
  23. Best. Selfie. Ever.
  24. I always bring my Slay game.
  25. Good vibes only
  26. Every moment matters.
  27. Getting my pose on!
  28. All about the vibe
  29. I woke up like this
  30. I was born to stand out.

Funny Instagram Selfie Captions

  1. Please don’t download my Selfie, you may fall in love with me.
  2. I’m not lazy. I’m on energy-saving mode.
  3. I’m a model… Well… an Instagram model. Same thing right?
  4. I am not taking a selfie. I am just checking my camera quality.
  5. I may be down to earth but I’m still above you.
  6. I know looks aren’t everything, but I have them just in case.
  7. Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parents’ job.
  8. I have no selfie control.
  9. Hating me doesn’t make you pretty.
  10. Friday, my second favorite F word.
  11. If I was funny, I’d have a better Instagram caption for this.
  12. I don’t always take selfies.
  13. We’re all born a little crazy, some of us just choose to stay that way.
  14. Today, I will be as useless as the ‘g’ in lasagna.
  15. Reality called, so I hung up.
  16. I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.
  17. When I feel like giving up on my dreams, I keep sleeping.
  18. To be old and wise, you must first be young and stupid.


Inspirational Instagram Selfie Captions

  1. Seek respect, not attention. It lasts longer.
  2. Oops is always better than what if.
  3. One bad chapter doesn’t mean your story is over.
  4. Make peace with your broken pieces.
  5. We are all mirrors, and what we see in others reflects what we see inside ourselves.
  6. Live for the moments you can’t put into words.
  7. Let it hurt and then let it go.
  8. Less perfection, more authenticity.
  9. Be you. Do you. For you.
  10. Be the EXTRA in extraordinary.
  11. Always classy, never trashy, and a little bit sassy.
  12. Keep your chin up so your crown doesn’t slip.
  13. Grow through what you go through.
  14. Dream big, sparkle more, shine bright.
  15. Don’t live a life regretting the things you didn’t do. Go do things!
  16. Confidence Level: Selfie with no filter.
  17. Beauty attracts the eye, but personality captures the heart.
  18. Be a more of you, less of them.
  19. Embrace the glorious mess that you are!
  20. Leave a little sparkle wherever you go.
  21. If you want opportunity to knock, it’s time to build a door.
  22. If you’re searching for the one person who will change your life, take a look in the mirror.
  23. Dream without fear, love without limits.
  24. You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
  25. The little things in life matter.
  26. Sometimes you gotta fall before you fly.
  27. The smallest change can make the biggest difference.
  28. Smile a little more, regret a little less.

Witty Instagram Selfie Captions

  1. Sending my selfie to NASA, because I’m a star.
  2. Everyone has a chapter they don’t read out loud.
  3. Different doesn’t mean wrong.
  4. Be the kind of person that makes others step up their game.
  5. Never on schedule but always on time.
  6. I’m not high maintenance, you’re just low effort.
  7. I am not taking a selfie, I am just checking my camera quality.
  8. You just can’t spell awesome without me.
  9. When the roots are deep there are no reasons to fear the wind.
  10. What you seek is seeking you.
  11. Too glam to give a damn.
  12. Single as a dollar but not looking for change.


Success Instagram Selfie Captions

  1. Work hard then work harder.
  2. The impossible is now possible.
  3. Perseverance pays… a lot!
  4. It wasn’t always easy but it’s worth it.
  5. Back to the grind!
  6. We did it!
  7. Salty BUT Sweet.
  8. Huslin’
  9. When dreams become reality
  10. Say yes, take risks, and live life on your own terms.
  11. It wasn’t always easy but it’s worth it.
  12. Perseverance pays… a lot!

And that’s about it. Ready for your next selfie?

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